Life or Something Like It

"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln



"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

(via youarealittleshit)

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(Source: condom, via x--o)

(Source: bryko, via youarealittleshit)


this is the me-ist thing of all time

(Source: kit-harington, via x--o)


grapes with seeds can go to hell

(via pizza)

things that are cute:

  • your clothes
  • your hair
  • your smile
  • your laugh
  • you
  • you are cute
  • have a good day cutie
  • continue being cute

(Source: fuck-benedict-cumberbatch, via theworldwillknowreprise)


before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via intothearmsofmorpheus)

(Source: gaws, via jackskellin)


Cookie in a milk cup.


Cookie in a milk cup.

(via trinforthewin)


Milk in cookie cup.


Milk in cookie cup.

(via trinforthewin)


Now You Know more Black History Facts. (Source)

(via intothearmsofmorpheus)

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

(via christine-amrita)


When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once



(via theworldwillknowreprise)