30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

seriouslyamerica:

The Rugrats don’t have time for your gender-essentialist bullshit.

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30 7 / 2014

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

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30 7 / 2014

friesex:

"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"

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30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

micdotcom:

Woman live tweets IBM execs discussing why they don’t hire women, tries not to throw up

Toronto-based editor Lyndsay Kirkham has started a firestorm this week after overhearing what was apparently an incredibly sexist conversation between IBM executives at lunch — and live-tweeting it.

Unaware that they were transmitting sexist nonsense to cyberspace, the IBM executives openly discussed “why they don’t hire women.” If you take Kirkham’s account at its word, it actually gets way worse.

But wait, there’s more Follow micdotcom

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30 7 / 2014

vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

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30 7 / 2014

30 7 / 2014

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30 7 / 2014

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

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30 7 / 2014


cool songs from 2000-2010 to party the fuck outta kids!! [listen here]
shut up black eyed peas, lonely akon, hips don’t lie shakira, lose yourself eminem, buttons pussycat dolls, u + ur hand p!nk, untouched the veronicas, fergalicious fergie, you’re beautiful james blunt, forever chris brown, unfaithful rihanna, bring me to life evanescence, we made you eminem, feel good inc. gorillaz, because of you kelly clarkson, in the end linkin park, four to the floor starsailor, beautiful girls sean kingston, piece of me britney spears, work kelly rowland, heaven dj sammy, promiscuous girl (feat. timbaland) nelly furtado, damaged danity kane, fireflies owl city, umbrella (feat. jay-z) rihanna, fall for you secondhand serenade, sweet dreams beyonce, my humps black eyed peas, shut up and let me go the ting tings, apologize (feat. onerepublic) timbaland, wake up call maroon 5, gives you hell all-american rejects, cupid’s chokehold gym class heroes, burnin’ up the jonas brothers, 4 in the morning gwen stefani, ramp! the logical song scooter, superstar jamelia, push the button sugababes, white flag dido, oops! i did it again britney spears, my love justin timberlake, your love is my drug kesha, starstrukk 3oh!3, maneater nelly furtado

cool songs from 2000-2010 to party the fuck outta kids!! [listen here]

shut up black eyed peas, lonely akon, hips don’t lie shakira, lose yourself eminem, buttons pussycat dolls, u + ur hand p!nk, untouched the veronicas, fergalicious fergie, you’re beautiful james blunt, forever chris brown, unfaithful rihanna, bring me to life evanescence, we made you eminem, feel good inc. gorillaz, because of you kelly clarkson, in the end linkin park, four to the floor starsailor, beautiful girls sean kingston, piece of me britney spears, work kelly rowland, heaven dj sammy, promiscuous girl (feat. timbaland) nelly furtado, damaged danity kane, fireflies owl city, umbrella (feat. jay-z) rihanna, fall for you secondhand serenade, sweet dreams beyonce, my humps black eyed peas, shut up and let me go the ting tings, apologize (feat. onerepublic) timbaland, wake up call maroon 5, gives you hell all-american rejects, cupid’s chokehold gym class heroes, burnin’ up the jonas brothers, 4 in the morning gwen stefani, ramp! the logical song scooter, superstar jamelia, push the button sugababes, white flag dido, oops! i did it again britney spears, my love justin timberlake, your love is my drug kesha, starstrukk 3oh!3, maneater nelly furtado

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30 7 / 2014

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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30 7 / 2014

marco-kissed-a-horseface:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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30 7 / 2014

ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

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30 7 / 2014